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Chew on this: The Return of the Chew

Posted in politcs, rankers, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on 22, January 2009 by chockblock

Tasty links and a bailout for the gray lady:

  1. nuance: Execuitvie order drafted to close Guantanamo, but they are trying to find out where to put all those terrorists.
  2. Two from Patterico: Washing D.C. is a disaster Area and the comedy of errors over New York’s next senator.
  3. Wrong Bush: Classy Leftists Deface George Bush Monument. (Bush 41 the father that is)
  4. Chris Matthews wonders if Rush Limbaugh Hates his country. Funny Rush said the same thing to him during the Bush years.
  5. BBC news flash; Women may have “have cute baby instinct”in other BBC news, men have cute women instinct and the pope is Catholic.
  6. UN official busted for kidde pr0n. So that is where the oil-for-food dollars went.
  7. “We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished.” guess who said that. (h/t: Jawa)
  8. Also from JAWA: Obama inauguration sets new record for private jets
  9. Michelle Malkin, rips the GOP a new one over spending.
  10. Clinically depressed poodleviciously mauls Former French President Jacques Chirac. (via LGF)
  11. Even the Palestinians admit that the Gaza death toll was inflated. (also from LFG)
  12. Hope, change, arms shipments: Iranian ship carrying arms to Hamas stopped by the U.S. Navy. (h/t: JAWA)
  13. Taxes, the bane of the common man (unless you are being appointed to the post of treasury sec.)
  14. Troubled times: NYT gets a little bailout, but is it enough?

And now Holst’s Jupiter,

p.s.: Ace of Spades now has romance tips:

Scenario: She’s tired and can’t have sex because kids are awake in the house.

Strategy: “The Gulf of Tonkin Incident” –

This maneuver works best with multiple children. You either move something they were told not to touch or break some minor appliance. Call them all together and demand to know who did this. Of course, being innocent, they will all deny it. At that point, you blow up and scream “ALL OF YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON’T COME DOWN UNTIL ONE OF YOU ADMITS IT!!!! I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!”

They’ll head upstairs in tears, and while Mommy is securing her own ball gag to the sounds of crying and accusations flying between your children, you can rest assured that you have at least ten minutes of uniterrupted scrogging to look forward to.

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